Maturity Is Overrated

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super-spoopy-ghost-of-cassyphace:

evacorvus:

Supernatural
5-22: Swan Song

I cry like a baby every freaking time.

Swan Song was the best finale of the show, you can’t convince me otherwise

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happyjared:

the most heartbreaking/heartwarming part of dallascon was finding this in the impala outside.

happyjared:

the most heartbreaking/heartwarming part of dallascon was finding this in the impala outside.

Thomas Writes Sins Not Tragedies

a-cis-anti-feminist:

oneboredjeu:

Have a nice day.

WHAT THE FUCK

the-gallifreyan-detective:

why-i-love-comics:

Avengers Assemble #11

written by Kelly Sue DeConnick
art by Stefano Caselli

these are some of the greatest panels in Marvel history

PETER

noelfrost:

prinnyemperor:

in brightest day in blackest night something something green lantern

False, it’s actually:

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onthesideoftheotters:

RRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH

onthesideoftheotters:

RRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH

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cakejealousy:

OKAY SO I GOT A BOOKLET FOR MY JAPANESE CLASS 

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AND IT’S SOME PRETTY SIMPLE STUFF JUST SOME VOCABULARY FOR THINGS IN YOUR ROOM 

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BUT THENimage

AND IT KEEPS

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GETTING BETTERimage

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how does one get into writing kindle erotica like i want to supplement my income plz help

Anonymous

rairii:

kijikun:

lizawithazed:

spacetwinks:

y’all go to this website, sign up, fill out some tax crap

write about 5000 words of porn or more - 3000 or more also acceptable, but you don’t really want to go under that. don’t tab to indent, i swear to god, it fucks with amazon’s formatting so bad. don’t write any porn that’d send you to jail IRL, amazon naturally (and thank god) doesn’t accept that shit.

on the ‘bookshelf’ tab, you click ‘add new title’, fill out everything, upload a cover - you can get one free image a month (or maybe a week now, i dunno) from bigstock.com if you need some stock images of people’s abs and stuff but can’t put cash down for anything just yet - and amazon has a cover making application built right into the process too to make things easier or if you don’t know shit about photoshop or whatever.

then you upload the document itself. click save and continue. choose how much you want your title to cost - 2.99 is generally what most people price theirs at, because that’s where amazon’s 70 percent royalties starts at. enroll in kindle select if you want that 70 percent royalties to apply to the whole world, so you’re getting the same royalties no matter where you sell.

then you hit publish and wait and wait and wait and wait for amazon to actually publish the fucking thing.

then you wait 60 days after the end of the month to get your royalties! don’t know why, but that’s how amazon rolls.

and you just keep making more and more titles in the meanwhile to build up that income cuz you’re not likely to make a lot from just one title.

there’s no real ‘gatekeepers’ in kindle erotica - you just start writing and publishing and you keep doing it and building up a library. some genres/kinks/niches sell better than others, and trends come and go, but it’s really all up to you - to do the writing, the publishing, the marketing, and then more writing and publishing. you just keep at it, bit by bit. this is a market where it’s really all about quantity… the bigger your library is, the more sales you’ll start to rack up, building like a snowball. even better if you release titles on like a regular schedule. ideally you want to put up like 2 titles a week, but 1 a week is a good initial goal to shoot for.

you can also go to amazon’s author central to set up an author page to get all your titles in one place and help build a reader base/link readers and buyers in general to.

godspeed anon!

hm.

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adding in my own hmmmmms

… I am seriously considering this. And also considering getting a proper pen name

a-different-town:

Honestly the tattoo just seems like some kind of ironic hipster statement now that he’s actually a demon.

a-different-town:

Honestly the tattoo just seems like some kind of ironic hipster statement now that he’s actually a demon.

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